Help Pajet, We Are In Trouble!

Somehow the Royals have managed to get into last place in the league tied with Minnesota.  That is not what we were hoping for.  While it definitely has been too hot for baseball, the other teams are still playing.  We need to find something to get our team going...fast and soon.


I spoke with Pajet Monet about what is happening.  She still is sitting on a 13 and 0 record for all of the games she has attended in the stadium, but the last bunch of games she has not been getting out.  A bunch of us went over and explained that "THIS IS BASEBALL".  If it is about the team winning, you get no time outs!  She promised to be at the game with the Indians on Tuesday.  If you see her in her characteristic white outfit with white boots, tell her we need her at all of the games - for at least as long as they keep winning with her there.  I figure that if enough of us put pressure on her, she will have no choice but come out to support the team.


I think that she has something going on with Butler.  Either they have some secret code that they message back and forth each time he goes up to bat, or maybe she is just working up some Pajet Monet magic to help him hit his best.  If you can figure out what they are up to, email me.  I would like to know what is going on.
My email is wizziebrownsports@gmail.com.


I hope her magic works again on Tuesday.  If it does, maybe we should hand out white boots for all of the ladies in the stands.  Nothing is too much to get solid in the winning column.  For the heck of it, if you have white boots, and you are a lady, wear them to the game on Tuesday.  It cannot hurt, and who knows, maybe  it will help?


Come on guys, we would not want to break the perfect record for the lovely little lady!  Let's win it big...
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